Mariners are Winning the 2018 World Series

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What the fuck man? Just heard that the Mariners acquire Dee Gordon from the Miami Marlins.  They are all of a sudden a powerhouse if Shohei Ohtani goes to Seattle and becomes what people think he could be….

The Mariners 2018 lineup:

  1. Dee Gordon
  2. Jean Segura
  3. Robinson Cano
  4. Nelson Cruz
  5. Shohei Ohtani
  6. Kyle Seager
  7. Ryon Healy
  8. Mike Zunino
  9. Mitch Haniger

Damn cuh. That lineup could be lethal. All of a sudden, the Mariners look like a good baseball team again – especially if they acquire Ohtani.

As a Mets fan – what the entire fuck? Can we just once land some sort of competent player? Make a fucking trade Sandy!! Make a fucking move!!!

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