North-East Rejoices Now That They Can Keep Their Alcohol Cold Outside

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Ahh. Mother Nature. Sometimes you love her, sometimes you hate her. Weather in the North-East can be a bitch – especially in the winter. The sun goes down at 4 o’clock – it’s cold and depressing. The absolute worst is when you wake up at 7am to go to work, only to look outside and it’s SLEETING.

Sleet is the biggest bunch of bullshit – flat out. If sleet was an athlete, it would be Jay Cutler. You know he’s there, you know he sucks, and you know that he could fuck you over and make you take a massive L.

The one positive of this bitter cold and having snow in the forecast, is the massive fridge at your disposal at any given moment. Yes, that’s right – OUTSIDE. No more will your significant other say that you are taking up too much room in the refrigerator. Those bottles will get proper treatment outside. Just make sure you keep an eye on them if your drinking brews. Anything less than 32 degrees, they may burst.

Cheers, boys.



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